just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
|—||Richard Pryor (via thelordofthebuttz)|