Bring Me the Walking Dead

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
Richard Pryor (via thelordofthebuttz)

heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

again, reblog for the last one